🌱Five Acres of Freedom

How much land do you actually need?

Every aspiring homesteader asks it. Five Acres of Freedom was written to answer it β€” plan a year's food, map your land to scale, and keep every record your homestead produces.

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What it does

The whole homestead, one app

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Your land, to scale

Set your parcel once, then place garden beds, orchard blocks at true tree spacing, vineyard rows, pastures, coops, ponds, and buildings β€” drawn to real proportions, draggable, and honest about the ground each one takes.

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Plan a year's food

Tell it what you need β€” 300 lbs of tomatoes, six dozen eggs a week, a year of milk β€” and it answers in plants, hens, and head, then places the beds, coops, and pasture on your map. Conservative on purpose.

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Honest yields that learn

Every crop in nine growing catalogs carries an authored yield range β€” and once you log real harvests, egg counts, butcher days, and milking, the planner prefers your numbers over the book's.

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The whole barn

Nine bird species, rabbits through cattle, bees to barn cats β€” flocks, named animals, pedigrees, incubation-to-flock lifecycles, feed bins that track their own level, and butcher windows by breed.

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An Almanac that taps you

Frost dates derived from ten years of your own local weather, planting windows for ~376 crops, husbandry schedules, succession sowings β€” with local reminders that arrive the morning a job is due.

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Pantry to journal

Log canning, ferments, cheese, syrup, and salves with ready dates and honest shelf lives; attach photos to any record; and read your whole homestead's history back as one season-by-season journal.

See it in action

Ten screens from Chuckle’s Farm

The demo homestead, exactly as the app draws it β€” swipe through.

iPhone screenshot: Your whole homestead, one screen
Your whole homestead, one screen
iPhone screenshot: If you raise it, you can log it
If you raise it, you can log it
iPhone screenshot: Log the day in two taps
Log the day in two taps
iPhone screenshot: How much land does a year of food take?
How much land does a year of food take?
iPhone screenshot: The plan writes the shopping list
The plan writes the shopping list
iPhone screenshot: An almanac tuned to your own frost dates
An almanac tuned to your own frost dates
iPhone screenshot: Know if the farm feeds the farm
Know if the farm feeds the farm
iPhone screenshot: Every day, kept β€” season by season
Every day, kept β€” season by season
iPhone screenshot: The day's work, in rounds
The day's work, in rounds
iPhone screenshot: Earned from your own logs
Earned from your own logs

Private by design

No accounts. No cloud. No analytics, no ads, no tracking β€” not trimmed down, absent. Everything you record stays on your iPhone. The app's only network requests fetch the weather. Read the whole privacy policy β€” it's short because there's nothing to disclose.